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This gave me so many chuckles. Good work 😊

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Hehe thank you!

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Oh! The “take me on the counter hot” hits so hard. I wanna be that. I used to be that – about 10-15 years ago. My body has changed a lot since then, my face is now puffy all the time and my ankles swollen, I’ve changed as a person – and I’m not even a mom. Or a wife.

I’m okay with the way I am, and I love myself way more than I did back then being smoking hot – but good god. I’d love to get a little bit of the hotness back, just for a year or two.

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Our bodies live so many different lives. I feel the same as you describe — confident but still, I would like to be “take me on the counter hot” a few more times! We can love our bodies and also want to be our ideal from time to time. Maybe 2025 is the year we have a little fun 🩵 thank you for sharing this thoughtful comment! I’m right there with ya 🫶🏻

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Same girl, same.

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I’m obsessed with this whole post 😍😂🫶🏻

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Thank you so much — it felt freeing to write 🤣🩵

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Oh my god you are a LEGEND!!!!!! Absolute legend. I am no sour dough baker but can I pls get an invite to this party? I, too, dream of all your dreams. Does that count towards making the guest list? 🤞

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I would love this comment twice if I could!!! And yes, you are absolutely invited to my party and we will drink martinis from FINE CRYSTAL 🍸🩵

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YASSS!!! 🍸✨

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Omg I am you. I like cooking for fun things, I used to have a food blog where I developed recipes. Put two kids in front of me who need to be fed (multiple times a day!!!) and all of a sudden I loathe cooking to my very core. And yes, money doesn’t buy happiness but it buys a lot of free time which is severely lacking as a mother. Can’t wait for the day I’m so rich I don’t even consider whether I need a cleaner and cook.

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You are me and I am you! Here’s to us getting rich and hiring our own personal chefs one day 🥂

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That’s great ! I have to ask - what is the stain of the front of your shirt in that photo?

I want my book based on my Substack to get turned into a net flix series.

I’ll send you a bunch of sourdough!!

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It’s milk — postpartum life lol cheers to big dreams and the sourdough!

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Same, I was telling my husband the other day that I think I’d like to be independently wealthy now, if we could just make that happen lol 😩

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Hahhaa clearly I am SO with you 😂🩷

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Omg you and I are twins in those first two paragraphs 😂

I’m glad we have great men who gladly take on the “house wife” role in our lives 🩷🩷

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They’ll never make us fold our laundry!!! 😂🩷 Me too 🫶🏻

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CLAIMING!! I also want to be hot and rich so bad

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We will be twinning in Versace one day!!!!

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